Apparently, I lost the battle of Harmony vs Romione.
He just informed me that he is the winner, because Ron/Hermione is canon. So there’s your resolution. I guess.
In a way, I suppose he is right. Yes, it’s Canon. You know what else is Canon, that we’ve gotten from this entire argument? Ron is an asshole. Hermione is a know-it-all, hideous prude. Harry is the worst friend ever, the most emotional roller-coaster in the world.
In my stories? Ron is an asshole. Hermione is a thoughtful, caring, intellectual, beautiful girl. Harry is strong, sure of himself, unflinchingly loyal to his true friends, and a very resourceful wizard.
So, here’s what I’m going to do. From here on out, all Disclaimers that I’ve typed before and after this are now debunked. They just don’t make any sense. I own my characters. I own the hell out of my characters. The characters crafted through my fanfictions and everyone else’s, is not canon. it’s another cast of characters under the name of them. They’re all actors that incorporate real emotions, and real feelings through them, to make the characters seem like they can be realistic. Because they fail in any other way.
So, yes. I don’t own Harry Potter. I don’t own any of the likenesses or descriptions of any of J.K. Rowling’s creations. Because there isn’t shit I can do with any of that.
Except Ron. I never changed him. And, no, whatweareafraidof, I don’t think I ever will.
13,000 words later, and no one learns a lesson. That’s about 26 essays in which I would have learned several lessons, twice each.
You know what? Fuck this. Harry/Luna, bitches!